In the epic sequel to our saga, Simba, the golden retriever on a mission, wasted no time putting Dr. Woofinton's pearls of wisdom into action. The battlefield: Simba's home, where 'study' loomed like a dark cloud over his playtime paradise. Simba: (entering the room with a twinkle in his eyes) " Prepare yourself, human. Operation 'Playtime Over 'Study'' is now in session! " His human, a well-meaning but somewhat oblivious individual, looked up from her work with a bemused expression. Human: " Simba, sweetie, I've got deadlines to meet. Can this wait? " Simba, undeterred and fueled by Dr. Woofinton's wisdom, unleashed his first move—an impressive display of athleticism, including a perfectly executed somersault and a flawless frisbee catch. Simba: " Witness the majestic acrobatics of Simba! Clearly, my destiny is to frolic, not 'study. '' Human: (raising an eyebrow) " Nice tricks, Simba, but I
Give you pets a break... while you take yours!
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